Bacon Scarf: Red and white scarf resembling marbled fat. The scarf is 7" x 57". It is soft and light weight. Made of 100% Acrylic. On the scarf's reverse side, the colors are inverted making it a leaner cut of bacon.

Oversized Pencil Case: Made of black sturdy fabric to hide the inevitable ink stains. The case has a brass YKK zipper and a generous 6"x10" size that fits all pens, pencils, and most small note books (also fits the 5 year diary).

Three sides of a triangle inspire this set of 3 postcards. 6" x 4.25" heavy weight cards hand silk-screened in Scranton, PA.

Sew In Surprise: One sew in label embroidered in black with "The Best" also includes a pre-threaded needle.
Instructions for use:
1. Borrow a loved one's clothing
2. Sew label into loved one's clothing.
3. Un-borrow the said article of clothing.

Wooden tongue depressor silk-screened with the phrase: "I was born on a pirate ship." Also makes a good bookmark.

Spare Button: Just in case. Standard 7/16" shirt button as a pin with a locking clutch back. Can be used simply for decoration or as a fully functioning button.

5 Year Diary: Book is 3.75" wide by 6" high with a depth of 1.25", cloth bound with a ribbon bookmark this diary is a neat way to keep track of the crux of your days, letting you read past entries as you write new ones. In the back there are pages to log books read and places traveled. Published with The Ice Plant.

16 Ton Doorstop: Sewn Doorstop filled with sand. It is silk screened with "16 Ton" in white ink on black gabardine. Roughly 4" x 4" x 4" with a small handle on top. The deceptive trapezoid actually weighs 2 pounds. Also makes a powerful paper weight.

The Pining Porcupine: A small porcupine lamenting "I wish I didn't love balloons so much". 5 Cream colored cards of a nice weight, letterpressed in red ink with 5 matching envelopes.

Honest Abe: Cloisonné lapel pin of Abraham Lincoln. The emotional 16th President stood at 6' 4". This pin is 5/8" tall with gold polished metal separating black, white, and gray enamel.

Tank Yew Vedy Much: "tank yew vedy much" in capital sans-serif letters. For fans of Andy Kaufman or just saying thanks. 5 Cream colored cards of a nice weight, letterpressed in red ink with 5 matching envelopes.

The Bawling Berry: A tiny teary seeded strawberry weeping "Gosh! I'm in a jam". 5 Cream colored cards of a nice weight, letterpressed in red ink with 5 matching envelopes.

Snowbunny: Winter holiday card. Snowbunny trying to lick its nose blind stamped & silkscreened on a 4.5"x6" white card (not the opening kind). Set of 5 cards & 5 envelopes. Printed in Scranton, PA

Standard book of 20 Stem Matches featuring swashbuckler Errol Flynn drawing out his sword. Still from "The Charge of the Light Brigade" on front. Verse from the Tennyson poem of the same name on the back.

Extra use: Cut a plus sign into the fly of Errol's pants, letting his match poke out.

CRAZY1EYE is a collaboration between Jason Fulford and Tamara Shopsin.

ORPHEUS: Every page is blank!
THE EDITOR: It's called Nudisme.
ORPHEUS: It's absurd.
THE EDITOR: Less absurd than if it were full of absurd writing. No excess is absurd.
(from Orphee by Jean Cocteau, 1950)
64 pages, saddle-stitched, 6" x 9" The cover is offset printed onto 80# ivory cotton cover stock with a laid finish. The inside pages are 24# ivory cotton writing stock. Can be used as notebook or not.

Washington Walnuts: Each nut contains a one dollar bill. Can be placed into a bowl of regular walnuts for a random surprise.
Qty per bag: 3

Napkins inspired by the layers of patterns in Edo period clothing.
Sold in sets of 6 as pictured
Napkin size is 17" x 17"

Handmade wooden wolf see 360 Rotation
7.5" x 5.75" x .25"

5 sheets of Letterhead from the estate of Aaron Sydney Shopsin
5 unmarked matching envelopes included